The jokes
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.