The jokes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS!
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.