The jokes
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!