The jokes

Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?

Because it's a wrapper.

Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.

How do you communicate to the dead?

Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!

What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Squirrel: I got a joke.

Dog: What the hell is it?

Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?

Anna 1 Anna 2.

What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?

He kicked the bucket.

The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."

Why did the first fence hate the other fence?

The second fence used some of-fensive language.

Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?

He didn’t; he never did.

Why did the dog cross the road?

It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!

Why did the orphan have to stay at school?

Because they need to leave with a parent.