The jokes
You are in the airway, how funny!
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
The sun is already bright, stupid!
The joke about is stupid.
Memes
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.