The jokes

The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)

"The f*** am I even doing here?"

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

He thought he saw his mother.

What's the worst part about getting old?

Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!

Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"

What did the lampost say to the other lampost?

Nothing, because it can't speak.

What did the sunglasses say to the banana?

Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.

I'm the joke, bitch.

Me.

The joke is as short as me.

You are the joke.

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

Kid: Hey, Dad.

Dad: You're an hour late.

Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.

Dad: By yourself?

Kid: No.

Dad: A boy?

Kid: I was with the teacher.

Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.

A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.

The dolphin did it on porpoise.

I for the class?