The jokes
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.