The jokes

"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹

What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?

What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?

I actually come back with the milk.

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.

I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

Why did the cow knock over Johnny?

Because the cow felt like to dumb.

If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.

Why did the 767 fly into the towers?

Because a310 dared it to.

What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.