The jokes
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.