The jokes

Fence

Why did the first fence hate the other fence?

The second fence used some of-fensive language.

Dog

Why did the dog cross the road?

It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Man

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."

Song

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

Sex

What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.

Witch

Why doesn't the witch wear panties?

To get a better grip on her broom stick!

Dick

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.