The jokes
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
The joke about is stupid.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.