The jokes
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
Memes
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"