The jokes
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
It's a Italy day outside the fields.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
Yo mama so Irish that she thought the Chicago Shamrox were a Quadball team.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.