The jokes
The more they smile, the less they see.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
Memes
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Why was the elephant woozy?
Because he was trunk.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
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Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.