The jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
You are in the airway, how funny!
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!