The jokes
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Memes
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
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