The jokes
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Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
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