The jokes
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Memes
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!