The jokes

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To slide into your mom's bed.

What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.

Where can you find the most dads?

Milk Island.

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.

What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?

One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?

Because there is a red Sun in the sky.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."