The jokes
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
The thing my mom birthed.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.