The jokes

What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.

Which month is the bus? December.

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.

What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?

Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!

I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.

Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?

Because it had "no body" to go with.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"

"It didn't have the guts!"

Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.

What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).