The jokes
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.