The jokes
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.