The jokes
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Memes
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!