The jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Why do some kids have water with their cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?

Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.

Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!

The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

Did you know the Titanic sank in water?

Titanic 1, Africa 0.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.

Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?

Because you can't C in the dark!

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.