The jokes
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
Memes
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Pictures of the people commenting.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."