The jokes
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.