The jokes
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Memes
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-