The jokes
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
Memes
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu!
What is the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
I was in a toxic relationship. After some time, my girlfriend died. Her name was Happy. Still got no clue of her body, and here I am lying on the bed so fucking happy.
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
I have a brother and he told me this quote, "No wonder they had a second child, they messed up on the first one." He’s the second child... I’m the first...