The jokes
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
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Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"