The jokes
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.