The jokes

Two Native Americans

Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"

The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.

His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"

Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.

What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.

How do you know if your wife is dead?

Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.

I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.

A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:

Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."

This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.

His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.

The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.

What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

They never get old.

Why don't we wrestle bears?

The pain is un-bearable.

Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.

As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.

Space therapist in between the e and the r.

The rapists!

Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!

The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

I tell short people to reach for the stars.

They are always a bit short of reach.

911 what's your emergency?

Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!

Operator: What happened!?

Me: She bit the tip.

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.