The jokes
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Memes
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.