The jokes
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.