The World

The World Jokes

Hiroshima

Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.

9/11

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Victim

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

Queen

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

Life

What's the most annoying thing in the world?

When you're told you're still qualified to live.

Abortion

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

Woman

Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.

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  • Ex

    So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

    Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

    Anyways, she cried lol.

    Covid

    Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

    A: Covid.

    Orphan

    Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

    Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.

    President

    We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.

    Debt

    Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?

    Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.

    Color

    I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

    I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.