What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.
The World Jokes
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
