The Onion jokes

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).

I gathered some "slapies."

The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!

I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!

I feed it to them!

They overreacted!

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Bye!

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...

So I threw a carrot at her.

What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?

I cried when I cut up the onions.

Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.

What do Shrek and onions have in common?

*LAYERS*

What do you get when you cut an onion?

Onion jizz.

Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash?

He doesn't have to worry about that because, according to him, life goes onionionionionionionionionionion.

I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.

Onions was a good dog.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.