The Onion jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.

My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...

So I threw a carrot at her.

What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?

I cried when I cut up the onions.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).

I gathered some "slapies."

The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!

I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!

I feed it to them!

They overreacted!

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My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions, which made me cry.

Onions was a good dog.

I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.

Onions was a good dog.

what's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop up an onion.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel its skin off.