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Satire

6 months ago
A still from a Marvel movie shows Tony Stark, portrayed by Robert Downey Jr., with a perplexed expression while looking at a holographic display of a spinning Earth. Above the image, white text on a black background reads: "The Onion trying to write a more ridiculous article title after getting one upped by reality every week."
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    • Promotion

    2 years ago

    9/11 sale

    A tweet by The Onion reads: "New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11." It shows an image of a man flying towards two Subway sandwiches. Text reads: "Fly on in for Subtember 11th! You will 'never forget' this deal." and "$9.11". The Subway logo is in the bottom corner.
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    • Subway

    2 years ago
    A banner with a man flying over two footlong sandwiches. Text says, "FLY ON IN FOR SUBTEMBER 11TH!" and "YOU WILL 'NEVER FORGET' THIS DEAL". Below that is the Subway logo, the text "eat fresh.", and "2 FOOTLONG SUBS $9-11".
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    Onion

    3 years ago

    What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.

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    • Carrot

    6 years ago

    My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...

    So I threw a carrot at her.

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    • Grandma

    2 years ago

    What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?

    I cried when I cut up the onions.

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