That jokes

I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."

Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”

Friend 1: “Yeah.”

Friend 2: “Yea.”

Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”

Friend 3: “I love anime.”

Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.