That jokes

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy.

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

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    • Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

    They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

    My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

    So I threw a coconut at her.

    If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

    Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

    Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

    I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

    How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

    South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

    North Tower: No, that was da plane.