That jokes

Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.

Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.

What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin!

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.

After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.

The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"

The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

Me: Hey, what book are you reading?

Him: "The Twisted Ones."

Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

Man's got that big bati, you know.

I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"

He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"

My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him:

Wife: "Why is your face all bloody?"

Husband: "I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up, so I kept falling on my face!"

Wife: "Idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!"

There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.

One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."

The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."

The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well.

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.