Thanks

Thanks jokes

Dog

I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.

Smile

My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3

Shop

So, a person walked into a shop.

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This is REALLY funny.

Please upvote, comment, and like.

Thank you very much.

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  • Carpet

    My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"

    Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!

    Thirst

    I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨‍🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.

    Memes

    Airplane

    At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!

    Girl

    Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

    Plane

    Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

    Why did the plane cross the road?

    To get to the other side.

    Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!

    Racist

    I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

    Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

    Idol

    I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬

    Gratitude

    Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!

    Club

    Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!

    Picture

    Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

    Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

    Hint: Pictures of woman.

    Btw, for men only!

    Problem

    I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.

    Act

    Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

    Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

    Apology

    Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3

    Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.

    Mom: jk

    Opinion

    Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

    Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

    Brother

    Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"

    The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"

    He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."

    Schedule

    Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings.

    Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdf

    Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.

    (Shared from the "Wolves E-genda" app.)