Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or Test-tube babies in an argument.
Why was tickle me Elmo upset when he left the factory? Because they only gave him one test tickle
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested it's factuality-
Well it's been some good years now Haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money,.....Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
your hairline is so bad the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Two Friends are in a hospital in the lobby, Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying. Friend 1 "*crying hysterically*" Friends 2 "why are you crying?" Friend 1 "I came here for a blood test" Friend 2 "So? are you afraid?" Friend 1 "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger." Friend 2 "*crying hysterically*" Friend 1 "why are you crying?" Friend 2 "I came here for a urine test."
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital Just to test their patients
why can't orphans fail a test because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it
Stephen hawking can pass any test but there’s one test cant pass it is the pacer test
