Terrorist Attack jokes
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. đź¤
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.