Terrorist Attack jokes
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.