Pixar Movie jokes

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."

You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.

If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.