Terrorist Attack jokes
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
9/11.