Terrorist Attack jokes
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.