What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
what is another name for 9/11? a forbidden game of jenga
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack? 7/11
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11 ... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
