Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Tell Jokes
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone, but I passed him a calculator. He couldn't tell the difference.
So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
I finally got my wife to shut up.
Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years, ha! Try telling me to get my feet off the couch now, Karen!
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
