April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
You wonder and you wonder grandma said you better go to bed now tell your dad and grandpa the and your dad and your mom
Knock Knock “who’s there?” A man with a drum “well tell him to beat it!
Brandon tell the teacher that im with ms polack
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count? Chew when you swallow!
im bone dry in material but i have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes after i tell you all these rib ticklers you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny you outta rip my spine out
Why can't you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!
“Don’t sneeze”
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them “Don’t sneeze” and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.
Also,
“It dangles and swung” Language art quizzes are the best
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
10 years ago my dad went to get milk he said when he got back he was going to tell me a joke. that joke better be worth it
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism Teacher: What? Boy: Well... Never mind, he's well supported
Dark Humor: Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap Son: Mom, I'm blind Mom: Exactly Inspired by my derp other half
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say, "Tell me if you can hear me," then get in the trunk and start screaming.
Why do tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless
Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What are you kidding me, I just wanted to tell you a joke!
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest, The zit waits tell your 12 to cum on your face
