I finally got my wife to shut up.Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years ha! try telling me to get my feet off the couch now karen!
why cant vampires tell jokes right? all their jokes just SUCK
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid because he just rolls with the joke
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
It's okay to tell a Stephen hawking joke, if there's stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus he shut himself down so it's all good:)
When your mad you might as well just punch an orphan. Cause what can they do, tell there parents?
If u ever get board just punch a orphan in the face whats he going to do tell hi parents
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
I was gonna tell a rumour about butter but I don’t want to spread it
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but.
Bin there done that
The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it's really... Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that your a MILF. My mom said what that I reply Mom I'd Like To Fuck. My mum started out to laugh then she told well new do need a new step dad.
They asked to tell them a joke so i said no
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (he probably will)
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Person: you suck!!!!! Me: tell that to your mom and she’ll say the same thing, honey 😎
your walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18 you call the manager to have them removed but no one came down. later that night you see the 2 18 year olds 1 was a girl and the other was a boy so you call the manager down no one came again. you confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. you are nocked out on the floor. when you wake up there is a hard feeling in your a** you turn ur head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap on in ur a** going fool on hard.
Tell some one to say alpha and then kennyone. Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said " I'll f**k any one!"
Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won't led me tell you.
