Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad but I can only think of the punchline.
My grandpa asked me to pass him his phone but i passed him a calculator, he couldn't tell the difference.
So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Why canβt you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.