Television Program jokes

Kids- it's time for Dora.

Kids- YAY!

Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.

Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?

Kids- Where's Dora?

Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.

Kids- Poor Dora.

Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Swiper - AH MAN!!

What show do orphans never watch?

"Fuller House."

What TV shows do orphans not like?

"Family Guy."

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Doctor."

"Doctor who?"

"Doctor Who."