STEVEN HAWKIN KOBI TALKING
What Do you call a phone that talk
A reader in a leader
Me talks to an orphan: hey I have a joke Orphan: go on then Me: your family tree
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar. These two have been great friends for over 20 years...play golf together...and meet every Tuesday at a classy bar for a glass of wine...talk about golf...good wine and spiritual matters. One day while at the bar enjoying a glass of merlot, the Rabbi raises his glass of wine and says to his long time friend.."brother, do you believe Jesus turned water into wine?"...the Priest thinks for a moment and raises his glass of wine and replies..."yes brother, I do believe Jesus turned water into wine...but don't get excited...since Jesus was Jewish, the wine was probably Manischewitz "
Teacher says okay class today were gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up Little Johnny how about you go first. Little jonny: " I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
I told an orphan two never stop talking until their parents come home
Now I can’t get it to shut up
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons and I am not talking about the balls you play with I am talking about the boy balls
What do orphans have in common with mute children
They can't talk to there parents
My wife told me pass her lip stck but i gave her a glue stick now she is not talking to me
what did stephen hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter, beep boop beep beep boop.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humer, insults and morbid! All of you who don’t talk about the following go die!
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First ignore them until they ask you if your going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them would they get on all fours and bark back? After that continue to ignore them.
never let an orphan watch fast and the furious
all they will talk about is how great their family is
Why are orphans lonely Because they don't have parents to talk to
Hey talk to me here
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
China as fake as bitches with plastic surgery and talk bout body positivity
