What did the dog say when he got it's tail caught in the door?
It won't be long now...
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails
This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn tyrese gibson. He look like a hot fishy tail termite all dress in green makeup.
Uranus caught a 3metre flatty while surfing . Check the tail still kicking. Deadly my bruss!
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one eyed grape 🍇
About a dog
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid
We used to have tail on the back.. and now it moves forward.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
What do you call a dog with no tails ? A tail leas dog
Why dose a duck have tail feathers? To cover his butt-quack
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! - HEADASS! here's the real joke:
Imma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, u gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 dodge neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer. It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lawballs.
If a cat hits you with her tail is it considered being pussy whipped?
What has a head and tail but no legs? A penny
