Tableware jokes
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
Memes
dinner time
Anyone here a spoon?
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
Community
I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my spout. When I get all steamed up then I shout! Tip me over, pour me out.