Tableware Jokes

Plate

What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Plate

Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.

Fork

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

Cow

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

Fork

What did the fork say to the spoon?

Nothing, forks donโ€™t speak, silly!