Tableware jokes
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Anyone here a spoon?
dinner time
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
My dishwasher is broke.
Community talk
I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my spout. When I get all steamed up then I shout! Tip me over, pour me out.