Tableware jokes
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
Anyone here a spoon?
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.