What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks donโt speak, silly!
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
Anyone here a spoon?
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! ๐
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.