What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks donโt speak, silly!
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! ๐