Symbol

Symbol Jokes

Flag

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, flags big plus.

Lottery Ticket

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Flag

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

Flag

What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.

Undertale

Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."

Gaster: "πŸ‘Œβ˜Όβš ✌☼☜ βœ‘βšπŸ•† πŸ’§β˜œβ˜Όβœ‹βšπŸ•†πŸ’§ β˜Όβœ‹β˜β˜Ÿβ„ β˜ βšπŸ•ˆβœ"

Hole

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.

Autism

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!

Science

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

Because you are looking a little bit GaY.

Flag

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Wordplay

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

Flag

Meaning behind the German flag: πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

Hairline

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ€¨πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ‘ΆπŸ»πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ€¨

Flag

What are some red flags?

Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.