Swing

Swing Jokes

A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"

Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing? She had no arms

Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.

Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box

why did Sarah fall off the swing.... she had no arms.....what did aaah get for Christmas ?? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet... knock knock... *whos there*.............NOT SARAH

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie

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Blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar. The Blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash. The bartender yells Sir Stop! What are you doing!? The Blind guy say, I'm just looking around.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike

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Why did Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms Why couldn’t she get up Because she had no friends.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree

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Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who's there not bob

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