What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
