Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
Sus Jokes
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?
Estampó su feeeeeeet!!!
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
Your mother.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
