Sus Jokes

What is long and hard and is full of seamen? A submarine

A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied “okay cool now I’m going to go sue thin mints for not making me thin.”

There was a blind man in wwe and the commentator said WATCH OUT WATCH Oh he can’t see after he was sued for national offense

A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky: You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that! The girl, showing her arm: Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!

What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?

A megasus!!

¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?

Estampado su feeeeeeet !!!

Guess what are my plans for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike? Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...

walter idk man seems kinda sus

Why is nasa so sus? Cause they wanted to see uranus

what's with all the orphan jokes.. kinda sus #fbi

My guy: I have a Q-Tip

Me: You can q my tip

My guy: Ayo

Say I hate happiness without the H (all of them )

Bethoven composed his whole life. What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! har har har har har har

What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth

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Hey guys, I just wanna say I say what happened to Kanye, he is one of my favorite rappers and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said, I completely support him and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships-Collin Kaepernick