Sus

Sus jokes

Man

There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.

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  • Lawsuit

    A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”

    Lesbian

    Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?

    He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.

    Rape

    A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:

    "You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"

    The girl, showing her arm:

    "Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"

    Memes

    Lawsuit

    Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

    Slogan

    Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

    Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

    Luggage

    I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...

    Afterlife

    Beethoven composed his whole life.

    What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

    Kanye

    Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

    I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

    Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick

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