What issues don’t orphans have
Daddy issues
I don't get progressive leftists these days, they claim to be supporting BLM but they aren't pro-life
What do you tell someone who has depression Answer: just hang in there
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so see can bleed more
ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
my joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself
like this if you are in foster care
like this if you have ever been abused
why does an orphan go to church ? so they call someone father and be loved
son: dad im gay dad: i support you son: i like you dad: get out and into my room
Son why do i not have an Easter basket. Mom ur 23 u don't need one. Ends calls child support
My friend while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: You're priceless When we get to the checkout: I'm actually $2.50
my stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemo therapy... atleast he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes maybe ask their family
She left and now I support womens rights. I will kill her.
Why did the orphan die? He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did. His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that." Then I unplugged his life support.
what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"it will be over soon"
