Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
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What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Like if you know an orphan.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!
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I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
