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Suicide

What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.

Abortion

Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!

Friend

My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"

Kid

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Emo

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

Friend

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

Depression

A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"

Suicide

Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."

Survivor

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭