Support jokes

Have they tried switching him off and on again?

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.

My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.