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Disturbing Suitcase Discovery

A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity got the best of him and he opened the silver suitcase he saw a clump of hair he opened it a little bit more and saw a human eye he closed it back up and decided to call the police the day was raining too because a storm formed so the police put a tent over the suitcase until the next morning to see the potential edvidence of a crime scene the next morning the police got to the suitcase opened it and found a dead women who had been pretty harshly shoved into that suitcase BUT THIS WASNT JUST ANY TYPICAL KINDA SUITCASE THING Her hands and knees and fingers had been all tied together so she couldn’t move and her whole face was tightly covered in this blue ish tape tht had mens faces on it The womens face had been tightly covered her whole head in like decorative tape not the kind u use for packaging only part that wasnt taped were her eyes her body was a purple ish blue color you could tell she had been there for awhile decomposing once they got the tape off got to look at the body more they didnt have much all they could tell was that the women was possibly south asian They didnt have much to look at they didnt have many leads no ID nothing so this case was still ongoing this murder case happened in Yorkser in london / COME TO THIS https://worstjokesever.com/community/p/65ce5b6ffbfbdd260ec19fd0 FOR PART 2 THIS WAS MADE BY DONUT

Comments (496)

    • π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    he was VERY nice to them

    a little too nice...

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    You really think someone’s going to read all of that shit!

    People will more likely read it if you make it in multiple comments

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Your mom has a lot of plot holes

    You do too.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Your mom has a lot of plot holes

    ur going after my mom now???

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    ahem ahem

    Nope! I will not be quiet!

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    ur going after my mom now???

    go explore madis plot holes

    wow you’re still going

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I will

    ew

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Who are yoy

    O Bigbrain, such brain proportions have never been observed amongst humans! I am the popcorn dealer, figure it out, now chance that I’m fucking going to help you guys right now

    π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

    yoy

    Small sharp fighting knife!

    Nahhh Duolingo’s being wild today, it said β€œhe works because he want to eat”

    Duolingo woke up and chose wildness like Opal chose hostility or whatever it was

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    my teachers so fucking annoying smh

    imagine still being at school

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    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    im tryna tell a story here tf

    Does it look like I (I can only talk for me) give a shit? Are you really that bad at reading people?

    The Radio Demon

    O Bigbrain, such brain proportions have never been observed amongst humans! I am the popcorn dealer, figure it out, now chance that I’m fucking going to help you guys right now

    people with bigger brains have less neural connections, and so they have slower thought processes. so basically calling someone a big brain is calling them dumb

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    people with bigger brains have less neural connections, and so they have slower thought processes. so basically calling someone a big brain is calling them dumb

    That is my point.

    π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

    You could just... commit an actual crime. It's free, and easy.

    arson

    insider trading

    so many options

    π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

    You could just... commit an actual crime. It's free, and easy.

    Not completely free, equipment costs money unless you’re planning to be a Stone Age man and use rocks to make a fire ig

    π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

    Why is the heart mewing?

    it’s a gigaheart

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    jacking off in a police car

    brings a whole new meaning to β€œcuffed up”

    𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

    lmao

    Your pfp looks angry

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    jacking off in a police car

    while the spark plugs spark

    π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

    The heart mogs, LMFAO.

    lmaooo

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    ....DAGGER JR STOP PROMOTING MURDER

    Why ever not?

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    but murder

    Murder is fun! You’ll be very popular amongst criminals, especially if you’re a cannibal, they’ll respect u bc they’ll be scared you’ll eat them if they anger you. Easy money!

    π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

    Jew cope lol receding hairlines means you have a shit diet and/or shit genetics.

    i have a pretty good hairline

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    receding hairlines usually show that a person is sexually mature

    What about both?

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    YALL WANNA SEE THE WOMEN?

    yes

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    receding hairlines usually show that a person is sexually mature

    um

    Flappy.

    um

    HU FLAPPY

    HUNLFPSPSLYTT

    π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

    You literally wear yarmulke to hide your bald spot LMFAO stop the cap or rather keep wearing the cap

    pun intended?

    Ξ±my

    HI FLAPPY

    hi amyyyy

    𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾
    Image

    Victim’s blood

    Flappy.

    hi amyyyy

    i have to go to rowing

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    its just ketchup...

    Ehhhh. Hehe forget what I said!

    Wait guys I have a theory

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    row row row ur boat

    GENTLY DOEN THE STREAM

    Ξ±my

    i have to go to rowing

    when

    The Radio Demon

    Hello drowning tsunami cat!

    My pfp is a cat too

    Because we all know he likes anime

    𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

    I don't need to I was there

    Brush your teeth or sooploosh will bug youuuuu

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Mr.Kim the murderer

    that jawlines is wild

    The jawline is kinda sigma

    Flappy.

    when

    1 hour 😭

    𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

    AG's a bitch

    You're talking about yourself buddy

    Ξ±my

    1 hour 😭

    ouchh

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    thats sum jawline

    (please tell me that u got the joke)

    Flappy.

    how longs it

    2hours

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    (please tell me that u got the joke)

    i did

    𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

    this was one of my last accs lmao

    the dumb thing in front is blocking the cool thing

    All those people look the same and it's all the same plot

    Anyone want popcorn? I happen to be the dealer of it!

    Anonymous

    All those people look the same and it's all the same plot

    No shit Koreans look Korean

    The Radio Demon

    No shit Koreans look Korean

    lol

    yes it is who else is a weeb

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    dealers are bad

    No I mean I sell popcorn! Any price (mostly) but I’ll favour a dead body! Drugs are the other guy, he’s hard to miss

    Also wahts out internet password

    Whats our internet password

    𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

    obsessed with ag or smth???

    Naw

    like blood related not toast

    y'all sound like amazing siblings me and my sister hate each other

    𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

    obsessed with ag or smth???

    he's just really suspicious of everyone

    ima need ur chromebook obvi

    but im not taking it from u once i get there thats mean

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    he's just really suspicious of everyone

    I feel so threatned by you

    Anonymous

    but im not taking it from u once i get there thats mean

    elegantchair215

    𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

    can't relate me and my bother are like best friends and my sister is just my sister lmao/

    Damn...

    so like maybe around 6 or 7 js like we can watch tv in your room nd u bring your chreombook in there also nd after an hour or so ima bring the chrembook into my room

    Anonymous

    I feel so threatned by you

    you should be. because i will flash my dick at u. mwahahahaha. i am totally a pedophile. bow down before me. mwahahahaha

    UNDERTALE PLAYER

    elegantchair215

    why did our wifi cnage..........

    Cosmo I don't actualy think you're a peo

    nd why did that remind me of stabbing the chair..

    Anonymous

    so like maybe around 6 or 7 js like we can watch tv in your room nd u bring your chreombook in there also nd after an hour or so ima bring the chrembook into my room

    Roman?

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    stop talking advantage of ur lil bro

    im nto

    FUCK IM FUCKING AUTISTICT

    Quotev is for losers I've been on it's just myspace

    UNDERTALE PLAYER

    do you want to go to the school with us

    YEssssssssssssss

    yall might have a snow day tmrw

    you prolly will tmrw then

    Anonymous

    Quotev is for losers I've been on it's just myspace

    i use it cause my dads a strict basterd nd its the onoly way i can talk to people who dont come on wje often caus eim limited to only a school computer

    ima stay up all night so js remind me i said i would

    only wake me up if yk itinst one

    wait do yall walk to school than find out if its like closed

    cosmo i odnt have school tmrw and i sleep all day

    Anonymous

    wait do yall walk to school than find out if its like closed

    nah.

    Anonymous

    wait do yall walk to school than find out if its like closed

    we wake

    Anonymous

    cosmo i odnt have school tmrw and i sleep all day

    alr. so watch tiktok all night or whatever

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    alr. so watch tiktok all night or whatever

    EW TIKTOK EW

    Well than ill walk w/ u guys

    cause the school should tell her

    when i move there ima wake you two nd me up

    i have my alarm clock so i can

    WELL IF I SEE HIM IMA KICK HIM

    Can u buy me banana bread

    Anonymous

    WITH STEEL TOED BOOTS

    don't forget to put rusty nails on the end so he will get tetanus

    dylan will get annoyed if i walk with yal

    i told him not to do tht around me

    Anonymous

    i told him not to do tht around me

    let him do it every once in a while

    mal my hair is NOT hairing

    i havent brushed it since yesterday

    i put clay in my locket nd tahtnnnst that

    the first ever screenshot i took on this chromebook

    nd somewhy this is the second

    i h8 how i odnt live thetr nd i cant ever do shit w/ u guys

    Say the n word i kill you

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    Jake ur not my little brother so idc

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    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Screenshotted

    i dint plan on deleteing

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    roman do u want ur black zipup hoodie back

    the one i wore to the hockey game

    Alr ima dip mom should be here soon enough

    Pleased Parakeet